Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Barefoot in the Lav or Why You Disgust Me



I just wanted to point something out. Aircraft restrooms are NOT your private bathroom at home. They are PUBLIC bathrooms. Public bathrooms in which there is toilet paper in the sink, piss on the floor and probably even feces on the flusher. Because of these and many more factors, it is not acceptable to enter these premises with feet uncovered. By doing so, you are then tracking your poopy, pissy feet down the aisle and probably up onto the back of the seat in front of you. Airplanes are already the most germ filled vessels out there, so your help worsening the matter is not needed. While we're at it, I'm also gonna request you don't go doo until back on solid ground. Your insides smell up the whole cabin. Happy flying!

1 comment:

Jen said...

Ah, my fav stewardess! I am so glad you are going to entertain us with your witty banter on the flying life.